THE REAL LONE RANGER, (or dumb as it may be)... Ha!

[Bushtracker]

The Lone Ranger




The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'



'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says:

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?'




'You dumber than buffalo sh*t. It means someone stole the tent.'



Friends, be patient with me, I suffer from this as well,
and sometimes miss the obvious..

[yogibob]

I LOVE IT.

THANKS FOR A GOOD LAUGH.

BOB

[BROWNIE 59]

That's a good one Steve.
In the same vein, The Lone Ranger and Tonto, a school mate of mine, here in Coogee, Sydney, has a plumbing business that trades under the name:

"THE LONE DRAINER AND PRONTO".

Very creative when you think about it!

By the way, thanks for such a great informative forum, as a wanna-be
owner it has a wealth of info that us researchers feed on.

Mark Brown.
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Still yet to see this great land!!!

[niknoff]

Not another prototype of yours Steve





Iv'e heard of the Bat Cave .... but .....
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Cheers
Mick & Vickie
www.niknoff.com

[Bushtracker]

BUSHTRACKER VANS TYRE THEFT, VANDALS CAUGHT IN ACTION.....

There have been rumours of tyres stolen off Bushtracker vans. On the road some suspicious action was noted by the lone Ranger, on duty 24/7....

He noticed some strange tyre movements, by some nefarious characters, and so from a concealed position he deftly moved into position to do some Detective work. This is what he noted:



The lone Ranger moved into position, and on their second trip with two more tyres, the lone Ranger confirms that these are the famous Bushtracker Tyre Bandits..!!! A keen bit of Detective work!



Using is finely tuned skills, the lone Ranger SPRANG IN ACTION... And deftly and swiftly COLLARED the famous Bushtracker Tyre Bandits!



You can all sleep softly and comfortable now. Rest easy, the lone Ranger has collared the criminals...

At your Service 24/7, once again the lone Ranger is making the world a better place to live in!!